New to DayZ? While you should check out our survival guide, be prepared to meet the 16 types of people in DayZ.
1. The Noob
- “How do I attack?”
- “How do I take stuff?”
- “Can I drive that car?”
- These are the natural questions of a noob.
- He does not know how to attack,
- He does not know what to do,
- He does not know how to play this game in general,
- But he is too lazy to read the instructions before he plays the game.
2.The Nice Guy
- He’s hard to find but if you find him you become buddies.
- He does everything so that you survive.
- You’ll become bros… until one of you dies of course.
This is the Type of person you will meet most in DayZ.
He is called the ******* because he just shoots you in the face and then loots you dead body right after that. Often *******s have really good armor, huge backpacks and a motorhelm.
Stay away from these people because they never are alone, they live in groups of *******s.
4. The Pro
- He has the best armor in the game and the best weapon.
- He could be an ******* or a nice guy you will never know.
- It’s a 50/50 chance.
- But if he is a nice guy you will be in good hands.
- If not… Well… You’re ****ed.
5. The Troll
What should i say about this guy?
- He is naked and tries to punch you to death.
- If you hurt him he just runs away like a little kid.
6. The I-Don’t Speak-Your-Language-Guy
He connects to an server with a (german),(english),(russian) in its name and doesn’t speak this language.
Usually he just says No or Yes if you try to speak with him.
7. The Hacker
It`s the big brother of the troll and the son of the *******.
He just ruins the game for everyone.
- He can fly
- He can become invisible
- he can turn invincible
- He can be a little bug
- He could do everything and become everything in DayZ
8. The Admins
- Admins are just like hackers,but the problem is… they’re allowed to do that!
- When it’s their server then they are allowed to fly ,to cheat stuff and ban/kick people.
- But they can be useful agains hackers because they could ban them.
- But they could also be *******s and just ban YOU without a reason.
9. The Traitor
- He acts like he is the nice guy but after a while he betrays you and kills you.
- These guys are a mixture of nice guy and *******.
- But more *******.
10. The Juke Box
- These guys are harmless.
- They just spam songs in the voicechat.
- It is really annoying but it is better than meeting an *******.
11. The Horder
He is an ******* too but in his own way. He collects many zombies and runs around you so that the zombies kill you.
12. The Psycho
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13. The Roleplayer
- He Acts like his favourite zombie-apocalypse movie-/game-star.
- He speaks like his favourite zombie-apocalypse movie-/game-star.
- He thinks that he is his favourite zombie-apocalypse movie-/game-star.
- Mostly these guys play Daryl Dixon or Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead).
- So mostly they are nice guys,but they are a little bit creepy.
14. The Terrorizer
- These guys are *******s too but,they are the worst ******s.
- They killl everybody…..yes,they kill fresh spawns too.
- They yell in the voice chat: ”Die!!!Noobs!!!!!!Die!!!!”.
You will meet many of these guys… believe me.
15. The Loser
He’s the little brother of the traitor and the son of the *******.
He is the Loser.
You give him an axe even though you have a rifle full loaded he tries to kill you and fails then yells in the voice chat that you are a bandit.
those guys are just dumb everybody ignores them and nobody likes them.
16. The Kidnapper
He sneaks up behind you, handcuffs you,puts a sack on your head drags you with a rope to a different place then breaks your legs with a melee weapon so you dont die and then keeps you with him.